Fanaa... F<@{ Naah!

What could you say about the movie, if it makes you want to never watch a hindi movie again, ever in your life. ..and Lord, what is with this thing about a song each before and after every act of sneeze, fart and defecation, in the movie? Even more disgusting is all the great reviews for the movie by the emotional fuck wits, pardon my "english".

For the assault on an average humanbeing's senses with trash of the kind of "Fanaa" the Producers and Directors of the movie should be treated as terrorists of the entertainment world, "aathank vaadies" or atleast called "tha'ng vaadies of bollywood" and should be banned for life from making such movies. Alternately, what would be even better is to have them watch their own movies three times a day for seven days.

On the bright side, such movies could be used by intelligence agencies to crack the criminals in captivity and this method could be as effective if not better than chinese water torture, with the added benefit that the agencies using them won't be cited for human rights violation. That said, may be, MAY BE, the producers and directors of the kind should infact be encouraged to make such movies, with liberal funding provided by Indian defense ministry and those movies could be used by RAW as an effective tool in the interrogation process of hard to crack criminals, in captivity. Small snippet( no longer than 10 milli second) of these kind of movies could also be used in TV ads as a crime detterant, with a warning which says "Watching a full dose of these movies could be injurious to brain for people who have an IQ greater than or equal to their age, and should only be done under the supervision of a certified criminal investigator. If this Movie Torture Tool, hereby referenced as MOTTO' ( no offense to fat people) infact works out well (theoritically onetime/repeated watching of MOTTO movies raise the frustration to such a level that criminals under investigation would break down and choose to let the secret out rather than watching MOTTO), Defense department could export MOTTO and and President McDumbass's regime would be delighted to buy it in boat loads in hopes of cracking the secrets out of prisoners in Guantanamo bay and the money earned by the sale should be used to buy functional MIGs which doesn't kill our pilots there by caring for the lives of the men/women who fight for us in need. The non-functional MIGs should be gifted to the directors and producers of the MOTTO movies and should be send off on scenic tour on those MIGS to uninhabited areas of Siachen and after the MIG crashes, should be awarded Param Veera Chakra.

Smile please, It improves your face value.