orkut buyukkokten - the maker of orkut

sing as if no one is listening
dance as if no one is watching
love as if you've never loved before
live as if heaven is here on earth.
~ Orkut Buyukkokten

Sare Jahan Se Atcha..

Many Many Glorious Returns of the Day!

KANK...Disgusting!!!

Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna.... Kabhi mere saamne yeh lafs nahi kehna..

Disgusting!! Pathetic!! Horrible!! Unbearable!!

I cannot think of any other adjectives to describe this Awful movie... I have seen some really bad movies but if one was to give disgusting movie awards this one takes the cake way above any other movie ever made in India!! if you thought Fanaa was bad, I would not mind watching that movie 10 times insead of watching this shit once..

I read somewhere just recently that if you feel your bum while watching a movie then it is not a good movie.. but this movie I could feel every part of my body including the itching to kill the people behind the movie..

The characters are so awful!! Sharukh is such a pathetic loser from the beginning.. filled with inferiority complex and jealousy.. Instead of feeling for that character I wanted to kill the bastard... He is graduating in bollywood where he started following engaged girls in then replaced the Groom in the shaadi ka mandap.. and now have an affair with a married woman.. way to go bollywood!!

Rani Mukharjee !! I used to think she was one of the decent actresses in bollywood... But I would think again if I had to watch any another movie she stars.. and Amitabh, I am not sure if he knew what he was doing.. if I did not like him from before, this blog would have had some really bad adjectives for his character as well..

There is so much sleaze in this movie, a scene has Rani and Shahrukh enacting a Porn Scene (literally) in a bed store.. this scene reminded me of a dialogue in American Desi, "Porn movies have better storyline than this shit"... So much for the family audience..

Bastards!! Right now I have some really really bad words that I cannot put in a blog which girls read... whoever thought of making this crappy movie should be tied to the chair and made to watch it 3 times continously (even 2 times should do it) and that person will go into depression or get insane and never ever think of making such dumbass movies again..

What is even pathetic about this movie is that it is set in US which makes people in India think that NRI lifestyle is similar to this movie... otherwise I probably would not have given a damn about this crap...

This will be the first movie for Vinod's MOTTO (Movie Torture Tool)... If Sanjay had watched this movie I am sure he would never say "Mein Amitabh ki tarah hoon na..."

Window Blinds

They regulate the sunshine
coming into my room,
Making different patterns
and wash out the gloom.
Light and dark bands
slanting on the wall,
Such difficult positions
but they dont ever fall.
They flood my room with
the brilliance of the sun,
I can see the dust particles
having so much fun.
They can tilt up and down
without exhaling a single frown.
Always on my side
come rain or shine,
With me always
even when I whine.
Friends are many
and of different kinds,
But they are special,
they are my window blinds.

Night-fall --> Day-break

I've had a question for a very long time now; thought someone might shed some light on it.
'Night' falls and eventually 'Day' breaks? Why this irony?
Lets hear some answers....wake up dillibillies....put on your thinking caps!

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